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Make sure you open windows opposite each other. If not the rush of air in the wrong direction could slow down or speed up the rotation of the earth, causing all sorts of problems.

EXCELLENT analogous allegory symbolizing EXACTLY how insane the globaloney believers are. WELL DONE!!!

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Interesting semi-related randomness: I was reading through Neil deGrasse Tyson’s wonderful “Death by Black Hole” this afternoon and he mentioned a little snippet of how we might actually affect the Earth’s orbit due to chaos. He ran a computer model of the Earth’s orbit around the sun and gave one small “push” equivalent of the launch of one satellite rocket into space. Over the course of 6 billion years, that single “nudge” changed the predicted location of Earth in the orbit by 60 degrees. Of course, in 4 to 5 billion years the planet’s going to be engulfed in the outer layers of the sun, but it’s still an entertaining tidbit.