‘”There is absolutely zero security on US public transportation.”
What can be done?
What can be done?
Expect the government to...
1. Hand out questionnaires asking muslims what offends them before they bomb the subway. A point system could be developed for various things like Jews, seeing-eye dogs, women, Infidels downing a 40 of malt liquor and the like.
2. Apologize to muslims for not having offered a halal muslims-only "green line" subway line complete with rotating imams on a daily basis, and then offer all that.
3. Offer up eric holder's personal cell phone number and ten government lawyers of their choice in case they want to bomb the subway anyway.
4. Make muslims feel at home on the subway by providing special luggage racks for their backpack bombs, for those times they want to bomb something else like a mall.
5. Insure all subway cars have green phone hotlines to a 24x7 muslim attorney at the DOJ in case they want to report any islamophobia or just say "Hi!"
6. Equip all subway cars with expensive naval gyroscopes so they always know how to find mecca.
7. Equip all subway cars with made-in-pakistan prayer rugs embroidered with the likeness of osama on one side and obama on the other.
8. Have government PSA's posted in every car offering muslims free money for Haj as part of the stimulus and obama's muslim outreach program.
9. Live-feed ticker-tape type displays of job postings from FBI & CIA muslim outreach and diversity recruiters.
The possibilities are endless!