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To: mlizzy

Unhappy?

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ” pick
up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
promised land”.

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land”.

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. so I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck…

(To cheer you)


15 posted on 03/23/2010 9:36:06 AM PDT by rosettasister
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To: rosettasister

Can I steal your post?


21 posted on 03/23/2010 9:38:55 AM PDT by Marty62 ( Marty60)
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To: rosettasister
And many Americans are like the people Moses led out of Egypt.
When a bit of hardship came up, they cried to go back to slavery in Egypt because they like they certainty of that life.

Sickening...

25 posted on 03/23/2010 9:42:18 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (The End of an Error - 01/20/2013)
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To: rosettasister

LOL!! Thanks! Need new keyboard.


61 posted on 03/23/2010 10:15:27 AM PDT by Shady (The Fairness Doctrine is ANYTHING but fair!!!!)
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To: rosettasister

Hahahaha! You’ve got a great schtick going there...


65 posted on 03/23/2010 10:23:08 AM PDT by Palladin (The Obama administration is a criminal enterprise.)
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To: rosettasister

Green tea on computer sceen.


118 posted on 03/23/2010 4:11:43 PM PDT by imjimbo (The constitution SHOULD be our "gun permit")
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To: rosettasister

o’h that’s priceless! absolutely priceless!


119 posted on 03/23/2010 5:18:09 PM PDT by jhw61
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To: rosettasister

LOLOLOL! I needed that. Tomorrow comes another day to fight the good fight.


126 posted on 03/23/2010 9:08:46 PM PDT by itssme
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To: rosettasister

LOL

Priceless :)


128 posted on 03/23/2010 10:33:45 PM PDT by Soothesayer9
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To: rosettasister

[I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the
economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. so I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.]

A good laugh indeed. I went to bed in the U.S.A. and woke up in the U.S.S.A., that is, the United SOCIALIST States of America. A that is a big fricking deal indeed.
America is burning and the democrats are fiddling. Who is going to stop these monsters, I wonder.


130 posted on 03/24/2010 5:05:00 AM PDT by kindred (The evil dem party and the stupid pub party so I am a third party conservative.)
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