Posted on 03/22/2010 6:26:09 AM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
Just what is it that makes us decide there will be no date two? Or, more importantly, date three, with a particular guy? Turns out Ellen Rakieten, a former producer for Oprah, and Anne Coyle, a copywriter -- along with help from dozens of unsuspecting men -- may have the answers. All 311 of them.
(Excerpt) Read more at lemondrop.com ...
Salad: it’s what food eats.
These women kill me. In NYC the ratio of men to women is dramatically in favor of the men. When you don’t count the gay guys, the ratio is even better.
The good guys get scooped up quickly.
Have fun with the rest.
Its funny to listen to these thirty something divorcees and “career” girls bitch about not getting good men. They have been taught that they don’t have to compromise.
Men have known this since Eve bit into the apple. And then she put on clothes. We’ve been trying to reverse that screw up for eons.
#1 Reason: Being a LIB.
Just kidding that she DID run off all of the girls, or just kidding that she DIDN”T run off ALL of the girls.
Just want to me sure your wife is clear about your post.
Yes. I can be an ass sometimes.
I love this. Just sent it to my wife, who left a salad in the fridge for me to eat for lunch.
“And what makes a girl undateable?”
To some men a few extra pounds and to others being to liberal.
“#1 reason a man is undateable - his wife.”
Tell that to Tiger.
Women hate facial hair. Smooth hairless skin on the face is what they want.
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner.
I tell that to my husband all the time.
Lemondrop is...
Carrie Sloan, Editor-in-Chief
Erin Scottberg, Editor
Julieanne Smolinski, Editor / Hobbit Enthusiast
Heather Muse, Contributing Editor
Chris(my opinion doesn’t count) Chaberski, Copy Editor
She's a democrat...
If these broads are fat just wear a pork chop or fudge around your neck. The rules won’t matter.
Underarm hair?
I would have pegged it as an article in seventeen magazine, aimed at 12 year olds.
Absolutely pathetic.
My list of things that make a guy undateable
1) Hates his mother and/or father (without a d@mn good reason)
2) Bad hygiene or dirty, slovenly appearance (being a little dorky or unfashionable isn’t necessarily bad, unless it’s a more of a antisocial/mental illness vibe)
3) No job, no ambition
4) Bad or weak character, a follower
5) Isn’t ‘good’ or passionate about anything...(career success isn’t the only measure of a man)
6) Selfish adolescent persona, doesn’t see himself as ‘man’ but a ‘guy or ‘boy’
7) Lack of a transcendent moral code that includes the willingness to sacrifice
8) No sense of humor
9) No sense of self-worth
10) Dumb, heartless, greedy, and/or looking for a servant
Personal Preferences
11) Knows how to kill things when they need killing
12) Draws, writes or plays music, too
Did you include any woman with more than 2 cats on your 622 items?
I don’t do/have 1-10, I am well rounded in 11. 12 not so much - time constraints (according to Mrs. mad)
And when she’s older, cats. Lots of cats.
Ellen Rakieten, a former producer for Oprah, and Anne Coyle, a copywriter...
I don’t feel like google imaging this... Anyone out there curious? I suspect they are ugly.
From the site:
We also have crushes we're not very proud of ... on guys like David Koresh, Tucker Carlson, and, um, George W.(Lemondrop)
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