Uncertain. No really it’s a nice place to be. Uncertain, Texas.
LOL - I’ve actually been there once. My dad took a wrong turn once (one of the few times) and my mom asked him where we were. He said, “Uncertain.” She thought he was kidding until we turned around and were driving back out of town. (For some reason, it seemed like it was only a mile or two -bu that was back in the early 80s)
LOL. Ever seen their floating Christmas Parade on Big Cypress Bayou?