Posted on 03/19/2010 10:39:02 PM PDT by JLS
They May Have Run Out Of Money, But CA Hasn't Run Out Of Things To Regulate
On Thursday, the California Occupational Safety and Health Standards Board voted to set up a committee to examine whether condoms should be required on all pornographic film shoots within the Golden State. California has run out of money, but it hasnt yet run out of things to regulate.
For a government regulatory hearing, the testimony was livelier than usual. The porn star Madelyne Hernandez recalled an especially grueling scene in which she had been obliged to have sex with 75 men. The bureaucrats nodded thoughtfully, no doubt contemplating another languorous 18-month committee assignment looking into capping the number of group-sex participants at 60 per scene. In future, if a porn actress finds 75 men waiting for her on the set, theyll be bureaucrats from Sacramentos Condom Enforcement Squad.
(Excerpt) Read more at thebulletin.us ...
Steyn makes another good point:
“Meanwhile, Obamacare will result in the creation of at least 16,500 new jobs. Doctors? Nurses? Ha! Dream on, suckers. Thats 16,500 new IRS agents, wholl be needed to check whether you yes, you, Mr and Mrs Hopendope of 27 Hopeychangey Gardens - are in compliance with the 15 tax increases and dozens of new federal mandates the Deemocrats [CORRECT] are about to deem into existence. This will be the biggest expansion of the IRS since World War Two and thats change you can believe in. This is what health care reform boils down to: Fewer doctors, longer wait times, but more bureaucrats. And, when you walk into the Health Care Enforcement Division of the IRS the staffing levels will make Madelyne Hernandezs group sex scene look like an Equity-minimum one-man play off-off-off-Broadway.”
So how wrong is it of me that I read all of his articles in my head in his sexy voice/accent?
Porn today, your sex life next.
Surprised all the ACLU/GLTF/NOW lawyers aren’t all over this.
Something just has to break the camel’s back in Sacramento one of these days
You do that, too?
;-)
"Sloppy 75ths"
This makes perfect sense. California is in trouble, losing jobs and whole industries by the day. If the business regulators don't go after porn soon, they won't have anything to do at all.
Besides, they can spend months "studying" the industry for other potential hazards that need their attention. It's almost like a dream job. In fact, if I made porn movies, I'd be making one right now about the bureaucrats who want to regulate porn ...
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