[Pietro]

Just the start:

Eat meat? That's a tax

Eat sweets? That's a tax.

Ride a cycle? That's a tax.

Drive a truck? That's tax.

Own land? That's a tax.

Drink beer? That's a tax.

Like fried food? That's a tax.

Get ready, this is going to be a very rough year.

[ArrogantBustard]

Sounds like some sort of perverted iPhone commercial ...

"There's a tax for that!"

[DontTreadOnMe2009]

Just the start:
Eat meat? That’s a tax

Eat sweets? That’s a tax.

Ride a cycle? That’s a tax.

Drive a truck? That’s tax.

Own land? That’s a tax.

Drink beer? That’s a tax.

Like fried food? That’s a tax.

Drink sody pop? BIG tax