Smoker? Nope not me doc... Never touched the stuff
Simple as that. I dont take tests to prove myself either.. never EVER admit it to a doctor
When I was in the work force, my company required a hearing test every year. One of the questions asked was, "Do you smoke"? I always told the administrator, no. She said, "You have a pack in your shirt pocket"!
I told her they weren't mine, that I was just holding them for a friend.
I honestly did quit about 17 months ago, after nearly 50 years of smoking.
I preach to nobody about smoking.