Posted on 03/17/2010 12:41:52 AM PDT by stevie_d_64
Hey, kids! Here's something I bet you didn't know: Black people? Back in 1800 or whenever? They liked being slaves. True! Many savvy, industrious Negroes actually volunteered for that fine, desirable position. It was a completely balanced, fair, hugely successful system, until those damn liberals came along and ruined everything. I know, right? What a shame.
Do you know what else? America was wholly victorious in Vietnam. It's a fact! Kicked some serious enemy butt! Mission accomplished! Sure it was a little bumpy for awhile, but President Nixon, that great and wronged American hero, put us on the righteous path in the end, wrapped that sucker up beautifully and made America the noble Superman to the world. Hey, it's the truth! You can look it up in your history textbook!
Even more good, newly historic news: Despite what you may have heard from the liberal media, America has very much won its recent, God-sanctioned wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Angry Allah loses again! Just look at this handy diagram on page 281, Figure 4-9. See those little dark-skinned bodies stacked up neatly beside that minaret? Right next to that completely unstaged photo of the toppled Saddam statue? Look how many there are! Graphs never lie.
Did you know, back in the frontier days, that Native Americans welcomed the white man with open arms? Absolutely true. Those poor, sunburned people were so beaten down and exploited by their oppressive dictator "chiefs," they were forced to believe in all sorts of disgusting pagan sun gods and had to eat, like, rocks and snakes and stuff.
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
Oh, its San Fransisco, never mind.
I am reminded of an excerpt of a 1907 letter from Ambrose Bierce that I once read:
But I'd never set foot in San Francisco. Of all the Sodoms and Gomorrahs in our modern world it is the worst. There are not ten righteous (and courageous) men there. It needs another quake, another whiff of fire, and more than all else a steady tradewind of grapeshot....That moral penal colony of the world.
Morfords a funny faggot, he’s off his stride here, he usually makes some reference to anal sex in the first couple of paragraphs he writes.
Though he does make mention of “dark-skinned” bodies in his third paragraph.
MM sets up straw men then knocks them down.
Rachel Maddows gay brother if you will.
Someone telling me when I am going to die.
Dear Markie,
Please shut up.
Sincerely,
Reality
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