Welcome to FR, and to conservatism. You will find that the quality of the humor and sarcasm is a lot better on this side of the divide.
There's an old saying, "A liberal is a conservative who hasn't gotten mugged yet." We might also add, "...who hasn't needed a blood transfusion yet."
Thank you & I agree!!! That’s why I’m here-— questioning, agreeing, disagreeing, learning.