[Dick Bachert]

Golly, the thought of Obama as a STRAP-ON would send a thrill up Chrissy Mathews’ ENTIRE BODY so intense it’d probably kill him.

[cranked]

Surprised they did not have him as Napolean at Waterloo......

[skeptoid]

THOU DAM-MED WHALE!!
(go full screen)

[dr_lew]

President Obama as Ahab, a political martyr wannabe who willfully straps himself to his own Moby Dick ...

This is only in the movie. In the book, Ahab is yanked out of the boat by the line on the very last page of the last chapter. ( The one page Epilogue follows. )

The harpoon was darted; the stricken whale flew forward; with igniting velocity the line ran through the grooves;--ran foul. Ahab stooped to clear it; he did clear it; but the flying turn caught him round the neck, and voicelessly as Turkish mutes bowstring their victim, he was shot out of the boat, ere the crew knew he was gone. Next instant, the heavy eye-splice in the rope's final end flew out of the stark-empty tub, knocked down an oarsman, and smiting the sea, disappeared in its depths.

[nevergore]

I thought this was another story about the congressional showers.....

[Paine in the Neck]

[Jimmy Valentine]

"And there shall come a day when ye shall smell land, but there shall be no land.

And on that day Ahab shall go to his grave.

But he will rise within the hour and beckon, and all save one must follow."

[motor_racer]

He is not Ahab. He is Caligula.