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To: Retired Greyhound
BTW, if any of you are in a runaway car, please put it in neutral (N) immediately, and step on the brakes. It’s not that hard.

BAD ADVICE! The key is the THROW THE CAR INTO REVERSE and PUNCH THE ACCELERATOR and YANK THE WHEEL HARD TO THE RIGHT!

Take your seat belt off first, of course.

10 posted on 03/12/2010 9:21:20 AM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly hittin' it without looking at the picture since 1999.)
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To: Lazamataz

And make sure the charges are set and the cameras are rolling, stuntman.


12 posted on 03/12/2010 9:23:03 AM PST by Retired Greyhound
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To: Lazamataz
"BAD ADVICE! The key is the THROW THE CAR INTO REVERSE and PUNCH THE ACCELERATOR and YANK THE WHEEL HARD TO THE RIGHT!"

It's worked every time I tried it!

13 posted on 03/12/2010 9:23:36 AM PST by Enterprise (Dan Rather said Obama is so incompetent he couldn't sell watermelons.)
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To: Lazamataz

You forgot to tell them to yank the door handle with that hard right turn.


17 posted on 03/12/2010 9:25:40 AM PST by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: Lazamataz

I think Toyota should start a marketing campaign ...

“Just flip it! A car can’t runaway if its wheels aren’t on the ground!”

SnakeDoc


21 posted on 03/12/2010 9:27:21 AM PST by SnakeDoctor (The night is darkest just before the dawn, but [...] the dawn is coming. -- Harvey Dent)
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To: Lazamataz

“BAD ADVICE! The key is the THROW THE CAR INTO REVERSE and PUNCH THE ACCELERATOR and YANK THE WHEEL HARD TO THE RIGHT”

Put it in reverse if you want the transmission to provide you with an enema of biblical proportions.


22 posted on 03/12/2010 9:27:42 AM PST by Bruinator (God is Great.... Beer is good.... people are?)
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