Yes. One of our Dietary Enforcement Administration cameras observed you pulling the hidden packet out of your shirt pocket, so please don't bother to deny it. As you well know, salt shakers were banned from public food service establishments back in 2012, and smuggling of such illegal food additives is Dietcrime.
Because each two-point increase in blood serum sodium level results in additional cost to the National Health System, it is deemed detrimental to the national interest and must be either paid in fines deducted from your National Debit Account or worked off in a Federal Exercise and Wellness Center under strict monitoring conditions.
And that is not all, Citizen. An audit of your last refuse collection revealed a bottle of a carbonated beverage containing sugar, which is a direct violation of the Omnibus Federal Beverage Control Act of 2014 as well as EPA recycling mandates. Stay where you are; an agent will attend to you shortly. Please have your ID card ready to present to him at that time. Do not attempt to contact anyone before then as your cellphone 555.345.6353/IP 201.24.34.255 has already been deactivated. But you already knew that, didn't you?
You bet I did, Nanny State and A Lot of salt!! Come and get me if you can find me. Oh, that's right...you're tracking my every move with that ID card.
Funny that you should mention salt. Just read a thread here about how some New York congressman wants salt to be BANNED in ALL restaurant cooking!!
It never ends with these goons.