He’s a Prius owner because he’s not real good at math, and now we see he’s not real good at physics, either.
There’s a village someplace that is hailing the CHP as a hero and the savior of their idiot.
Toyota blew it, another perfectly good opportunity to reduce the Moonbat Carbon Spewer population. If I was the dispatcher I would have suggested he wrap the seat belt around his neck and jump.