Hook ‘em!
Gig ‘em.
Huebolt...no,no, no...Gig um’!!!
I want to be able to dig a well, and get the water under my own land without a permit or permission from anyone.
I want to be able to drive without a seatbelt, ride a motorcycle without a helmet, and not buckle my kids into a car seat if I so wish.
I want to be able to go to a PUBLIC park without having to pay to get in.
I want to be able to drive across bridges and down interstates paid for with tax dollars without paying a toll.
I want a toilet that actually works, and I want the government to keep its hands off my light bulbs and thermostat.
I want to be able to grill food in my backyard and start a fire in my fireplace without molestation by local authorities.
I want to have a pet without a tag.
In other words ...
I WANT TO BE FREE!!!!!!!!!
and I want the government to LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!