If he did 100 jumping jacks his tits would beat his face into mush.
Dude, I just shot coffee out of my nose.
Thanks!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Sniff... wipes tears way....
Chuckle, that just seemed so wrong. Naw, that was funnier that crap.
Hell, if Michael Moore did 100 jumping jacks at the White House, Washington D.C., Virginia and Maryland would be in ruins from the intense 9.0 shock waves.