[UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide]

I’m holding 10 Korans hostage.
Release Masih at once or I use them for toilet paper.

[Plumberman27]

i have an additional 10 soaking in a vat of pig urine and i will remove them if they let these people go.

[RC one]

I’ve been saying for years that the first man to put the koran on toilet paper will make a million dollars (of course he’ll need more than that for body guards and such).

[celtic gal]

You could use them for toilet paper OR you could clean your bacon pan with them.

[skully]

I’m holding 10 Korans hostage.
Release Masih at once or I use them for toilet paper.

I hope you ate nothing but spare ribs, bacon, and ham for the past few days....Make sure you wash your hands before you wipe, don't want to appear “insensitive” to the “Religion on Pieces”

[fourmation599]

I’m holding 10 Korans hostage.
Release Masih at once or I use them for toilet paper.

That’s a great idea!

I am currently reading the Koran and using a slice of bacon as a book mark. A little greasy, but it will do.