[Colonel_Flagg]

“I need to get better material,” he quipped.

I suppose Myth could always start with actual conservatism.

[Diogenesis]

Letterman: "Come on, Mitt. Snap out of it. This is live TV.
What the heck are you thinking about at this moment?"

Romney (D, undercover shapeshifter, thinking like subliminal Man):
“Sarah Palin is ah, (unqualified, but more than me) …
good (boy she is, good shot, good cook, great mother, heck, she even has guns)
but her laughter on Leno has been ‘piped in’ .
Oh, yeah. Did I tell you I am now a conservative?”