Use this dictionary and you will be left alone. Looks like it has “gay” approval.
http://www.gaymart.com/6fun/slang.html
I didn’t see it in the ‘dickshunary’, but one of my favorites to describe them is ‘dung-punchers’...and I suppose if that is ‘all-inclusive’ it leaves need to define the ‘dung-punch-ee’ and the ‘dung-punch-or’.
I still say, eunicize...and fix ‘em so they have to pee sitting down...parking lot surgery...maybe not in Texas though - ok to shoot ‘em, not ok to maim.