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...a psychic, trained by Nepalese monks in the art of time travel, who can foretell the future of the stock market... swindled more than $6 million from investors by promising them "piles of money," along with spiritual happiness... According to his Web site, delphiassociates.org, the Dalai Lama sent him to a monastery in Nepal, where a fusion of Eastern spirituality and Western psychic techniques helped him develop the "spiritual remote viewing" system...