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To: Travis McGee
I'm trying not to make any jokes about putting your lipstick on in the rear view mirror

..... trying

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31 posted on 03/05/2010 5:59:42 AM PST by Elle Bee
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To: Elle Bee

OMG!


35 posted on 03/05/2010 6:05:49 AM PST by Travis McGee (---www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com---)
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To: Elle Bee; tubebender

Yesterday, I was returning home on I80 West bound.

I was in the lane inside of the fast lane 80-100 doing the obligatory speed to keep from getting ran over the 80-100 mph herds.

The car behind me honked, and I looked in my rearview mirror and he was pointing at the red blur partly in my lane and partly in the super fast lane heading for my left rear fender.

A bimbo was texting, checking her lipstick in her rearview mirror and her car was going down the middle of the line markers. Fortunately, I was able to get over as she swerved past me. When people honked at her, they got the one fingered salute with her lipstick.

A few miles down the way, a sheriff’s car came on the freeway and pulled her over after several minutes of honking his horn and apparently using his loud speaker. He, also, got the one finger salute from the bimbo.

I guess someone called the sheriff’s office since you can wait hours to get the CHP 911.

Tubebender, this was another one of those trips without seeing a CHP for the 160 mile roundtrip.


107 posted on 03/05/2010 7:47:09 AM PST by Grampa Dave (Does 0b0z0 have any friends, who aren't traitors, spies, tax cheats and criminals?)
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