Posted on 03/05/2010 5:38:06 AM PST by Elle Bee
As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either.
Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.
"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."
If that weren't enough, Megan Mariah Barnes was not supposed to be driving and her 1995 Ford Thunderbird was not supposed to be on the road.
The day before the wreck, Barnes was convicted in an Upper Keys court of DUI with a prior and driving with a suspended license, said Monroe County Assistant State Attorney Colleen Dunne. Barnes was ordered to impound her car, and her driver's license was revoked for five years, after which time she must have a Breathalyzer ignition interlock device on any vehicle she drives, Dunne said. Barnes also was sentenced to nine months' probation.
Barnes and Charles Judy were southbound in her Thunderbird at 11 a.m. when they slammed into the back of a 2006 Chevrolet pickup driven by David Schoff of Palm Bay. His passengers were a man and two women; the latter were treated for minor injuries at Lower Keys Medical Center, FHP spokesman Alex Annunziato said.
Schoff had slowed to about 5 mph to make a turn when the Thunderbird hit him, traveling about 45 mph, which was within the speed limit, Dunick said.
Barnes allegedly drove another half-mile, then switched seats with Judy, who allegedly claimed to be driving, Annunziato said.
"She jumps in the back seat and he moves over," Dunick said. "It was like the old comedy bit, 'Who's on first?' "
Burns on Judy's chest from the passenger-side airbag deploying belied their story, Dunick said. The airbag in the steering wheel did not deploy, he said.
Troopers charged Barnes with driving with a revoked license, reckless driving, leaving the scene of a wreck with injuries and driving with no insurance. Judy was not charged.
Barnes faces a maximum of a year in jail if found guilty of violating her probation due to the wreck, Dunne said.
"My phone has been ringing off the hook all day, and I know there's a funny side to this, but it's also deadly serious. This is a scary road and a lot of bad wrecks are caused by dumb stuff like this," Dunick said. "It is unbelievable. I'm really starting to believe this stuff only happens in the Keys."
alinhardt@keysnews.com
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Is that the ex-husband?
I assume your referring to the shaving incident that I witnessed. The answer is that she had one leg up on the shelf above the dashboard with her foot behind the steering wheel and she had a can of shaving cream and a disposable razor. She was wiping off the razon remaining shaving cream periodically with some sort of cloth.
NO that’s the woman - she looked marginally better in her first booking photograph.
UNNNGH! material to the extreme.
So what did they book her for?
Plinking and Driving?
Well, I guess to color her hair in the car, she would need time to go through the car wash in order to rinse...
"My, Mrs. Cleaver ... What an ugly beaver you have"
Thats kind of what I thought. It's a given and the artciles ususally sort of end with something along the lines of "a small amount of a white rock-like substance and a pipe were found inside the car." Whatev..
That’s her???
Doesn't matter.... she prefers hardwood.
“Only in America” as they say.....
Hey, she almost missed the other car by a hair.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but the woman should’ve listened to Jesse Jackass. Who knew he’d ever be right about something?
Ping for you expertise and experience.
Thanks but it is too late now...........
Is that a picture of the 37 year old woman? Wow. Life’s been rough. Yikes.
I thought I was the only one who caught that. WTF.
Darnnnn...Laz...what are you, an iron spike or something?
I just read all these posts and wondered: Just what the heck is Nancy Pelousi doing in FLA when she should be in WDC conniving? Now that’s a visual for ya...
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