[my_pointy_head_is_sharp]

A stampede broke out as thousands of people jostled each other to get free clothes and utensils being distributed during a religious ceremony.

I don't think many of us can imagine the extreme poverty these people must endure. When you're giving away free things to the poor, there's going to be a stampede. There should be a better way of distributing such things. Anyone have any ideas?

[UCANSEE2]

There should be a better way of distributing such things. Anyone have any ideas?

Teach them how to fish?