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To: RadiationRomeo

I’d rather Ron Zombie would write the script and direct.

Ginger, Mary Ann and Gilligan are college kids from California on spring break. The millionaire is an old fogey with a young trophy wife. The professor is a lusty middle aged guy that is with the kids. And the Skipper is trying to change his ways after escaping from the Honolulu state mental hospital. But after the shipwreck he returns to his old ways of murder and torture.
Tormented by his past and seduced by his horrific fantasies he stalks the islanders one by one. The millionaire has to go first so the bulk of the islanders are hotties.
The professor helps the kids to construct weapons and traps in an attempt to capture the skipper, but this only makes him more murderous. The trophy wife dies in one of those traps after they mistakingly think they have caught the skipper.
Lots of night time running through the palm trees using a steady cam.
The professor is next, some really gruesome disembowelment, which leaves Gilligan and the two scantily clad girls on their own. More night time chases. Ginger is the next victom. Some gratuitous nudity as the skipper feasts hungrily on her flesh.
Gilligan and Mary Ann are chased to the top of the island’s volcano and after a fierce battle the skipper falls into the lava far below.
The two, now lovers, run to the shore to greet a rescue ship. When they get to the beach the rescuers have already landed. The last scene shows that the ‘rescuers’ are actually people who had escaped the mental hospital with the skipper. The one holding Gilligan says “You kills our friend!” and lops off his head. Fini.


47 posted on 03/03/2010 5:29:34 AM PST by RadiationRomeo (Step into my mind and glimpse the madness that is me)
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To: RadiationRomeo

Too funny. Thanks for posting. I’d watch that. :-)


56 posted on 03/03/2010 6:51:35 AM PST by zeugma (Proofread a page a day: http://www.pgdp.net/)
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To: RadiationRomeo

I’ve seen that movie, recently. LOL

Rod Zombie is just a touch, a teeny tiny touch, predictable.

:-)


72 posted on 03/03/2010 3:12:08 PM PST by RikaStrom (Pray for Obama - Psalm 109:8 "Let his days be few; and let another take his place of leadership.")
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