Deep within the Willard headquarters...
Romney: “Darn that Caribou Barbie! She’s written a book and gotten billions of dollars of publicity!!!! AAaaarggghhh!!!!
“Wait. I know. I’ll write a book. I’ll go on tour. I’ll learn to hunt. I’ll show people I write on my hand too! I’ll buy some designer glasses.
“OK, team! Here’s what we need.
1. Hire a consultant to tell us what kind of book conservatives will buy.
2. Hire a ghost writer.
3. Set up a book tour! Do it quick people!!!
4. Get the dirty tricks squad in action fast!
I’ll need police badges made! I need to spin my
Massachusetts Socialist Health Plan somehow. Ideas?
“Quick people!
Good one!
Now how does he get Americans to come out early, wait on lines for his book? He couldn’t even get them to preorder his book.
If Mitt can’t ‘buy’ it, he’s not going to have it.
Is the “Romney” book out yet? It will be funny to see his sales compared to Palin’s.