Non troll yawn.
I would yawn, but these people are fascinating:
http://www.ukskeptics.com/article.php?dir=articles&article=what_are_conspiracy_theories.php
Some common characteristics of paranoid conspiracy theorists include:
* They assume that they are right.
PCTs assume that their beliefs are correct and that those who don’t see things the way they do have been duped or that they need to open their minds.
This stance is an argument from ignorance (see: argumentum ad ignorantiam). They place the burden of proof firmly on their opponents; whose position is wrongly assumed to be to disprove the theories. In fact the PCTs’ position does not change even if their theories are disproved: there’s always a way of reaffirming their position.
There is usually little or no real evidence to back their theories. Instead, PCTs rely on retrospective analysis: logic and reason don’t matter; everything can be twisted to fit the plot. Events are simply interpreted to match the theory.
* Their theories cannot be challenged.
PCTs do not treat their theories the way a historian or scientist treats theirs, which is to welcome challenges to their theory which will either strengthen it or refute/amend it.
PCTs vehemently oppose any challenges to their theories. The first line of defence is to issue personal attacks (see: ad hominem) against their opponents. These are generally in the form of ridicule; their opponents not having the ability to see “the real truth”.
The theories of PCTs are often unfalsifiable, such as: UFOs exist but the government is suppressing the evidence. Any counter-argument citing an official source is instantly dismissed, and any real evidence that refutes their claims is classed as contrived or planted by those “powers that be” who are out to fool us.
* Any evidence will do.
Any evidence that lends credence to their theories will be uncritically accepted as truth. Any evidence that opposes their theories is dismissed out of hand. The quality of evidence is not important as long as it supports the conspiracy theory.
A recent example (November 2004) is a letter that a certain Kevin Ryan of Underwriters Laboratories, USA (a highly respected company) sent to Frank Gayle of the National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) which has been used by PCTs to add credence to the claim that the twin towers were brought down in controlled explosions by the US government.
(see: http://www.septembereleventh.org/newsarchive/2004-11-11-ryan.php).
We contacted Underwriters Laboratories for a comment and received this response:
UL comments. (PDF 77k - will open in a new window)
We also received a copy of the NIST statement:
NIST statement. (PDF 79k - will open in a new window)
One simple email to the company concerned discredits the source of the letter, yet it will no doubt be used as “evidence” for years to come by PCTs who find no need to check out a source as long as the message fits the theory.
This willingness to accept any source of information that fits the theory inevitably leads to an abundance of misinformation surrounding events.
Paranoid conspiracy theories are very appealing to the uncritical or unstable mind. Those who are fantasy-prone, irrational thinkers, and those who may have psychological problems: paranoia, delusional disorder for example, can quickly get suckered into a strange world of fantasy and/or fear.
Delusional disorder (grandiose) shows up as: an exaggerated idea of identity; knowledge; power; self-worth and importance; a special relationship to God or someone famous; the belief in having a special mission. Many PCTs exhibit these characteristics.
Once critical thinking is applied, and a search for real evidence is sought, these extreme conspiracy theories are found to lack any credibility: they look like badly written science-fiction. In fact many of the leading proponents of these conspiracy theories, such as David Icke, are prolific authors: their books being classed under science-ficton or religion and spirituality.
Paranoid conspiracy theories are a prime example of irrational thinking.
parsy, who watches with morbid curiosity...