[maine-iac7]

hee hee

I just got an offer from NRA (I'm a member) for a duffel bag with a big NRA on the side.

I think I'll get it for my upcoming trip to see my kids.

I'm a white haired ole great granny - and the last time I flew, (I have long hair I wear in a up-sweep) they - 2 of them - kept feeling and scrunching my hair as if it contained C-4 and they turned down the waist band of my jeans and felt, inch by inch, all the way around it = THREE times.

I'd love to see what they'd do with the old lady coming through with a NRA bag.

Idiots.

Either the NRA bag or a maybe just a burka, no luggage, one way ticket paid for with cash - then they won't even look at me: “Go right on through, mame.”

[Las Vegas Ron]

I'd love to see what they'd do with the old lady coming through with a NRA bag.

You're my kind of woman, maine-iac7

Submitted with all due FReeper respect.