[nevergore]

We must reduce our carbon footprint...it’s wieghing down the plates causing earthquakes....

Beware of the ManBearPig!!!

[gitmo]

There was a comedy routine in the ‘60s saying earthquakes were caused by the National Geographic. So many people subscribed and never threw the darned things away. They boxed them up in the attic or the basement, and the earths crust was being cracked by the immense weight.