[Never on my watch]

“You think that’s bad,?I knew this guy who went on a business trip and woke up in his hotel bathtub with a note taped to the mirror that read ‘CALL 911!’. Yes, one of his kidneys was harvested.”

I heard the story a little differently. I heard some Republicans woke up and their balls were gone. Apparently they had a transplant since then.

[concerned about politics]

I heard some Republicans woke up and their balls were gone. Apparently they had a transplant since then.

And they had PRIVATE health care. It didn't cost any one else a cent.