[Lobbyist]

I can hear the conversation now between the two perps. “Hey let’s drive onto Luke AFB” “Good idea! They won’t be able to catch us there.”

[Lazamataz]

I suspect the conversation went more like this:

"Hawwāmtī mumtil'ah bi'anqalaysūn" (My hovercraft is full of eels)

"Shukran jazīlan. Uħibbak!" (Great, thank you... and I love you, man.)

"Nād ash-shariṭah!" (Oh no! The police!)

Both together: "Allah Akbah!" (We have bombs and intend to detonate them together to kill Americans because we are a queer Arabic couple who cannot stand anything normal or good and we screw camels and our women are so ugly we turned gay.)