He’s right, in a twisted kind of way. Freak dancing ISN’T ‘suggestive’ - it’s explicit.
The dances I used to attend had something called adult chaperones. Perhaps the solution might be to recruit a few in case lap dances break out, or the kids drag in a stripper pole.
Otherwise, calling off the whole event because there’s a new dance fad is the wrong course of action.
Now, they’ll just get together anyway and dance in back seats where, unsupervised, it’ll surely advance to the next level.
“Awww, no dance? We’ll just hang out.”
Now I need a shower.