Dear Taxman,
You solution is far too logical. The American people will never accept it. They LOVE to fill out those forms every Spring or, like Turbo-Tax Timmy, they enjoy buying one of those computer tax preparation software packages. Then there are millions of them who, having made some dumb little mistake (like Timmy), have to (unlike Timmy)hire one of those firms like Taxmasters or H&R Block so one of those former IRS employees can earn the big bucks for representing the taxpayer in dealing with his old pals over at the IRS who, themselves, one day aspire to a cushy job with Block or Taxmasters. It’s the revolving door system of tax compliance commerce that has kept all these folks employed since 1913.
Let me close by reminding you that YOUR audit is still scheduled for next Wednesday in our offices at the address shown on the notice we sent you after your LAST crack — er — comment about how we do business.
Sincerely,
U.R. Screwed,
Revenue Agent, IRS
We are ever-so-slowly gaining ground on the Bastards.
One day, all our money will belong us!