I just started to calm down to a few intermittent fits of chuckling and you have to go and say a thing like that. Have you no mercy?!
It’s probably good that we’re the only ones awake. If humblegunner or El Sordo had shown up and chimed in, I might’ve had to call for a bam-ba-lance.
OMG. There are just so many jokes ...
Don’t quit your day job. You’ll starve.