[parsifal]

And there are the practical problems one encounters with large numbers of paranoid delusional people. Half of them won’t believe the street signs. There will be tin foil fights. How does one prepare as a concessionaire to deal with this? Pablum with bibs?

omg I’m making myself sick imagining the mass of tin foil helmets marching down the street. It’ll screw up radar at Ronald Reagan airport....And Orly has to be there. She just has to be...

[BuckeyeTexan]

(I’m seriously about to puke I’m laughing so hard.)

[browardchad]

WND has the concessions all mapped out (you know they've got that profit angle covered):

Food: Nutburgers with special de Vattel sauce, kool-aid in choice of sour grape or tears-of-rage flavors.

Souvenirs: Tin foil hats with Joe Farrah's picture; special commemorative Obama BC's from Kenya, Canada, Indonesia, Guinea and Mars; "Show Me the Birth Certificate!" yard signs; maps of Area 51; "How Weed Won the West," by Alex Jones; Bildeburgers Organizational Charts

T-Shirts: "I marched on Washington and he STILL didn't show me the birth certificate!"; "Orly Taitz/Lady Liberty!"; "I Can Haz the BC?"; "Rev Manning is the Shizzle!"; "Discovery!!!!"