Andrew Joseph Stack lll, Fed Up With Taxes, Leaves Lengthy Suicide Note
Keith Olbermann is reportedly holed up in a bubble bath going over the lengthy screed by the suicide airman. Andrew Joseph Stack’s concerns sounded a lot like a “Tea Bagger,” so Olbermann is scouring the man’s online posting for any mention whatsoever of our scary black president. So far he hasn’t found any references to Obama. He is, however, rereading the note with an even finer toothed comb looking for “code words.” Our sources said he’s found some fishy phrases, and he is currently going over them with Chris Matthews and Markos Moulitsas, who are both in the tub with him. He’s confident he’ll have the evidence he needs to bellow a bombastic report about tax concerns being racist. If he can’t find the smoking gun, he will simply tell creepy stories about his daddy and pin them on the Tea Party movement.