I'm sorry, I'll have to reread my post, but I'm pretty sure there's no mention of "Dan Brown", or any of his books in it.
I went to Catholic grade school, high school, college and graduate school, more than 25 years ago, to be sure. I've heard several Priests and theological scholars opine that it was very possible that Jesus was married.
I know you did not mention the Davinci Code—but that Jesus was married is one of the main premises of the Davinci Code, and of Holy Blood, Holy Grail. Both explore the idea that Jesus and Mary Magdalene had an heir, and that their lineage was perpetuated by the Merovingian line.
Did the same schools teach you homosexuality and abortion were fine and dandy, too?