“We need a CRASH program to train Americans in Arabic, Farsi and Pashto so that we dont need any MUSLIM or ETHNIC Arabs, Persians or Afghanis for translation. Pay a bonus, erase college loans, give generous grants, what ever it takes.”
I just need to know how to say ‘put your hands on your head and face the wall’.
All I need to say is "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Of course the first part would be complete nonsense to them. But I think sending them to Allah (pig feces be upon him) in total confusion would be a bonus.