[Hoffer Rand]

I used to sing in a choir where one of the tenors must have used an entire bottle of Aramis at a time. I could barely breathe, let alone sing around him. I finally went to the choir director and had him ask the guy to dial it back some. To this day, I cannot stand the smell of Aramis.

One day I had a woman in my office just long enough to ask directions to another part of the building, less than a minute. Forty five minutes later, somebody walked into my office and said, “What is that smell? Did you just put on perfume?”

[mlizzy]

Ha! My son uses Axe, and at one point in time, all three sons were using it I think, or the one son was bathing in it. Anyway, I substituted essential oils mixed in a nice no-scent body cream and gave them that at Christmas-time and at least two of them are now using it. My persistent son used Axe a week or so ago (they live in a separated apartment from the rest of the house), but that junk seeped its way through, and I had to remind him to not use it in the house. And to think he's trying to attract women with that junk? I hope they are women with very strong livers, because that stuff is just as toxic as can be.

[manic4organic]

Fat ladies always put on too much perfume because they cover more square footage! Also, I was waiting for a red light to change and I could actually smell the perfume of the lady in the car in front of me. I swear.