[corkoman]

Dopey reporting - exactly how did they determine that some kid was putting pain pills in the burgers?

More like some sad sack tried to hide his stash inside a burger and convinced a cop that he had no idea where they came from - musta been from the burger joint!

[corkoman]

Ok two peeps at the place spat out pills that the perp had made. Jeez - they must have been rolling out of his sleeves?

And another guy at the same joint, who sold them to butterfingers, also gets busted.

Darwin award contestants.