I think what Bob is trying to say is: "Come on Joe, it's not like you are fooling anyone into thinking that you are acutally a Catholic!"
The funny thing is my first impression was someone knocked him for a loop and left a bruise..Then I remember it was Ash Wednesday..
If he really thinks we believe he is any kind of holy man he needs to think again..If I were Catholic I would be very angry at this fool..He is one of those that if he does go to Church then he does it for show..As for his boss he doesn't care he know we know he is a filthy Muslim..