It appears that what he's sayin' is that the earth is a conscious entity that was aware that the nut jobs that met in Copenhagen accomplished nothing and therefore created an earthquake in Haiti as retribution. But if that were the case, why not create an earthquake in Denmark...the message would have been clearer? What fruitcakes these progressives are.
Nah. Global warming causes earthquakes.
You see, Cheney has this machine, and whenever Bush tells him to, he uses it to cause a catastrophe.
I believe this is how Obama was elected. ;)