[BubbaBasher]

Don’t tell anyone but I always skip the word “indivisible” when I say the pledge.

[Dead Corpse]

I sometimes input the name of a deity. “Under God”. “Under Zeuss”. “Under Odin”. “Under Bacchus”. “Under Shiva”.

[Non-Sequitur]

Don’t tell anyone but I always skip the word “indivisible” when I say the pledge.

Your secret is safe with us.