I think it's in the genes or something. Libtards are driven by demons conservatives can barely understand and certainly have difficulty dealing with. They are control freaks, for lack of a better term; conservatives just want to be left alone. You can see the essence of the problem. Libtards are wild-eyed fanatics, not unlike islamofascists, incessantly fighting for control to sate the demons. Conservatives on the other hand will not violently react to their lunacy until there's no other way to respond. The libtards will say "OMG, we never saw it coming. We were just trying to help"! God spare us from these inveterate busybodies.
And invertebrate too!