If only he were a drunk..etc..
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QUICK VERSION
The sales crew would down a few beers at lunch and the boss finally said no more drinking at as it lent a bad impression to the company.
So they started drinking Vodka (no smell alcohol)and after 2 weeks they were told beer was okay..
“I WOULD RATHER MY CLIENTS THINK YOU WERE DRUNK, NOT STUPID”
LOL. Never heard that, but...it sure does sound like something borne of experience!