[isthisnickcool]

We don't need high tech gear for when people board planes. We need food and drink and lotto tickets. Prior to boarding a plane a person must:

1) Eat a couple of pieces of bacon.

2) Drink a beer.

3) Play a lotto scratch off ticket.

After they do this they go right on.

[240B]

That eliminates Obama.

[RipSawyer]

I would add pet a dog to the list.