To: Califreak
When seconds count, the police are just minutes away.
24 posted on
02/11/2010 9:59:26 PM PST by
Jeff Gordon
(Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Jeff Gordon
When seconds count, the police are just minutes away. I like this one:
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm. ‘Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?’ ‘No Ma’am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my rifle.’
28 posted on
02/11/2010 10:04:28 PM PST by
The Cajun
(Mind numbed robot , ditto-head, Hannitized, Levinite)
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