Patsy Kennedy -— your candidacy is and always was a “joke”
only your name, money, and daddy ever gave you a political career at all, pushing you ahead of vast numbers of far more competent and qualified people
“Teddy’s Chair” (Sung to ‘Teddy Bear’ by Elvis Presley) A TCH Parody Production
Harry frets n’ weeps
For Uncle Teddy’s chair
Put that claim of Brown’s in check
Doan leave Dems in despair
O’s gotta keep (OH! Keep that seat!)
Ol’ Teddy’s chair
Wild Teddy whored like Tiger
Like Tiger, he played too rough
While Mary Joe was dyin’
‘Twas cryin’ shame his lyin’
cover uh-uh-uh-uh-up.
Just wanna keep, Ol’ Teddy’s chair
Put that claim of Brown’s to rest
And lead us to healthcare
O’s gotta keep (Or he’ll be beat)
Ol’ Teddy’s chair
Pelosi met defeat , bound to loose the fight
Runin’ numbers through healthcare,
And fumblin’ Reid’s rewrite
O’s gotta keep (Or he’ll be beat)
Ol’ Teddy’s chair
Wild Teddy whored like Tiger
Like Tiger, he played too rough
While Mary Joe was dyin’
‘Twas cryin’ shame his lyin’
cover uh-uh-uh-uh-up.
Just wanna keep, Ol’ Teddy’s chair
Put that claim of Brown’s to rest
And lead us to healthcare
O’s gotta keep (Oh! Keep that seat!)
Ol’ Teddy’s chair
O’s gotta keep (Oh! Keep that seat)
Ol’ Teddy’s chair
They just wanna keep Ol’ Kennedy’s chair
run rats run..
Don’t be surprised if he moves to MA and runs for his Dad’s old seat in 2012 (not that it was his “Dad’s seat”).
Now I'm confused. Which of the Kennedys are we talking about here?
Patches, we hardly knew ye...
New Republic Speculates Patrick Kennedy Could Grow Into Great Political Leader
NewsBusters ^ | August 28, 2009 | P.J. Gladnick
Posted on 8/28/2009 6:15:06 AM by PJ-Comix
When one first looks at this article in The New Republic speculating about if Ted Kennedy’s son, Patrick Kennedy, could grow into a great political leader, you wouldn’t be blamed for thinking it was a satirical story written by either Scott Ott or some other humor columnist.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2326516/posts
Posted on 5/4/2006 4:48:15 PM by Aussie Dasher
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1626975/posts
Officers Claim Brass Interfered in Investigation of Rep. Kennedy Incident
Roll Call ^ | 5-4-06 | John McArdle
Posted on 5/4/2006 1:54:08 PM by The Old Hoosier
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1626877/posts
Officer Disciplined in Kennedy Crash (Too late boys)
ABC News ^ | 5 May 2006 | Lisa Stark and Mary Walsh
Posted on 5/6/2006 1:43:39 PM by SkyPilot
Investigation Continues as Congressman Enters Mayo Clinic
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1627950/posts
AP: Patrick Kennedy pleads guilty to DUI
AP on Yahoo ^ | 6/13/06 | Andrew Miga - ap
Posted on 6/13/2006 8:50:42 AM by NormsRevenge
WASHINGTON - Rep. Patrick Kennedy (news, bio, voting record) has reached a deal with prosecutors to plead guilty to a charge of driving under the influence of prescription drugs in connection with his middle-of-the-night car crash last month near the U.S. Capitol.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1648565/posts
Mishandling of Kennedy car crash symptomatic, union says
The Hill ^ | 5/5/06 | Jackie Kucinich
Posted on 5/5/2006 4:52:17 PM by Jean S
A high-ranking official at the National Fraternal Order of Police cited the mishandling of Rep. Patrick Kennedy’s (D-R.I.) car accident Thursday as just one more example of problems the Capitol Police Department is experiencing since Chief Terrance Gainer retired.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1627593/posts
Hallelujah! Hope ‘n’ Change is breaking out all over!
They knew he wouldn’t win. As much as I love seeing another Kennedy drop out of it (pun intended), I am more concerned with them running someone who stands a chance of winning.
This made my day, adios Patches you putz!
riddance Patches !!! Don’t let the door hit you in the kister !!!
Now he can concentrate on his substance abuse and mental illness — plus, he was probably going to get his butt kicked in RI by a Scott Brown-type person. Beau Biden also dropped out of Delaware Senate race... Hmmm... I wonder why.
Who takes out an ad to annnounce that they’re retiring from running for a U.S. Congress seat?? Only a Kennedy...
He is going to move back to Massachusetts and challenge Scott Brown in 2012 (which is when the term Brown is completing expires).
'Patrick Kennedy won't seek reelection'Poor, poor patches. I can see him now.
Its quarter to three,
There's no one in the place
'cept you and me.
So set em up joe
I got a little story
I think you oughtta know.Were drinking my friend
To the end of a brief episode
So make it one for my baby
And one more for the road
"Patrick Kennedy announced his retirement today so that he could focus more intensely on capturing Mary Jo Kopechne's killer. While his departure from office marks the end of an era, Mr. Kennedy won't be totally absent from public politics. In a bold move, Kennedy is teaming up with former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry in search of the crack dealer who ripped them off."
So Goodbye, good luck... and quit the drugs and drink.
Didn’t want to risk another public humiliation — this time by the voters instead of his own behavior.
