Koo Koo Kachoo
She is the walrus.
She has a cabbage for a brain.
The RINO Gal Can (sung to The Candy Man)
Who can act all ditzy
like she’s been sniffing glue
Call us all tea baggers, and then stab a back or two
The RINO Gal can...
Who can say her friends are
Sitting ‘cross the aisle’
Ripping the conservatives and laughing all the while
The RINO Gal can...
yes the RINO Gal can....
The RINO Gal makes
every thing she hates
the fault of a conservative
‘C’mon, you know you have to give in’
‘The moderates are who are winnin’
Yea right, Yea right, Yea right, Yea Right!
Who can make you upchuck
just opening her mouth
Saying stupid things not even uttered in the south
The RINO Gal can
Oh yes the RINO gal can