I don’t know what any of that stuff is but it could be fried panda penis and it’d still beat Dunkin.
Maybe, but it's rotted/fermented fish sauce, except for the Khim Chi which is basically slightly fermented cabbage, sort of like sauerkraut, only they often mix in some of the fish sauce.
Compared to that, fried panda penis sounds pretty good, excpet they'd probably put the sauce on that too. The fish sauce might not taste too bad, but I can't get past the smell.