[Question Liberal Authority]

There is a Santa, Honey, and if you’re real good and eat all your vegetables, do your homework, brush your teeth and say your prayers, there’ll be something under the tree next Christmas.

I've done all that, but he hasn't visited since I moved out of my parent's house. Maybe he doesn't know my new address?

[Constitutions Grandchild]

Well, you should drop him a line and your parents, too. It's amazing how much a “subtle” reminder can do when they know you're interested. My kid just sends me an email and tells me to look for 5 ideas and he'll pick 2. So, I shop the on-line catalogs and send him the page with my size and color. He can't screw it up. Since my birthday is the week before, I hit the jackpot. That, in turn, gets an email from me asking what he wants. It's always the same — cash. No imagination, but I'm glad. Whenever he gets creative, it gets expensive. ;-)